Frequently Asked Question
We ban a lot of customers to keep our list clean of troublesome buyers .
Follow all rules and don’t order if you have even a slight doubt otherwise you will get the BAN hammer.
why do you ban 50% of your customers , specially female ?
we dont want hurried worried bothering customer on our precious website who don’t follow rules.we are very clear in our understanding that females are more problematic and much dumber gender out of the 2. Obviously there are some exceptions. We always stand by our commitment to not serve drug addicts , giving them meds will make their life worse and serving them is total headache for us too…we want sensible users who are in real need. if you have criminal records like assult driving under influence we will ban you ( yes we can find out ) . Rules are primary , money is secondary.
unnecessary emails can get you banned. We are not like other companies and don’t aim to be.
do you accept all new customer ?
depends. . . we can reject any new customer we want without any explanation.
We can figure out quickly and accurately if a customer is having a mental issue or just a total all out retard or have some other problems like self entitlement , though this fault is more common in American females.
how long it takes for delivery ?
3-4 days , exactly as advertised.
do you provide tracking?
yes within 48 hours generally , if a customer is too much bothering for tracking we purposefully dont send tracking and ban him / her. indiscriminately.
do you ship international ?
nope , too much headache too less profit.
do you send any samples?
No , we dont do any samples. you can order only quantities that are available on website . after 3 order you can ask sample of anything , out of kindness we may give if its available . if a first time customer asks free sample we blast his ass and ban him / her . we noticed many freebie hunters dont even have proper house but have proper internet connection , drug addiction , mental issues and criminal records. . customers who are worth keeping dont mind spending 200 usd . sensible , polite and literate customers we are looking for , problematic ones will be filtered out .
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